cheer me on mangs!
even my fave hobby of all time: rts computer games. the only meds that work for me give me nasty hand tremors. FML.
|Les Miserables:||Ex-criminal can't catch a fucking break. Crazy cop can't handle multi-dimensional personalities. Boring love interest remains everyone's least favorite character. Everyone you love dies.|
|The Phantom of the Opera:||Overly dramatic opera singer is caught between a dick boyfriend and a serious case of Stockholm syndrome.|
|Wicked:||Misunderstood loner chick tries to help people and everyone fucks her over anyway.|
|West Side Story:||Romeo and Juliet with really tame gangs and sassy Puerto Ricans.|
|Grease:||If your asshole love interest doesn't like your personality, change everything about yourself.|
|Cats:||Freaky looking cats. That's it. There's literally no plot.|
|Evita:||Historical musical about the first lady of Argentina. She's totally demonized in the show but no one notices because the choreography's incredible.|
|Bare the Musical:||About two closeted gay guys being peer-pressured in a private catholic school. Laugh for three quarters cry for one quarter|
|Chicago:||Murder? No. SEXY murder.|
Nothing makes me shake my head quite like people trying to put logic and mathematics behind religion.
Now I’ve really seen it all!